why in the HECK

why i want long hair......

-cuz it's hot
-cuz it's feminine
-cuz you can do cool stuff with it
-cuz all the pretty girls have it
-cuz i think i will be prettier with it (so lame)

why i don't want long hair....

-cuz it's hot (like, it makes me sweat my butt off (i wish))
-cuz it's sick AND too dang thick
-cuz it takes 1 hour to blow dry
-cuz it takes 1 hour to straighten
-cuz it's super-frizzy if i don't take 2 hours to blowdry and straighten
-cuz it hurts to brush
-cuz it falls out in huge long handfuls
-cuz i hate it
-cuz gretta pulls it out in handfuls
-cuz i don't have the time, or desire, to do cool stuff with it
-cuz i hate it again


oh me oh my, what shall i do ........